I’m too ugly to go out today
No point in hiding himself though, he thought sullenly – the twins had already fucking found him. Their keen eyes didn’t divert themselves as he stepped fluidly out of the shadows, bat thrown carelessly over his shoulder. The price of a dramatic entrance, dammit – his shirt that had already been covered in blood would now have to be dry cleaned. Fucking fuck, dry cleaning was expensive.
for ellie, im so in love with this au goddaMMIT
Dan won dan vs phil and he REALLY rubs it in phil’s face
also unleashes childish behaviour
jesus himself opened his tomb to create this